This is a fighter for nobody. It is protecting the assets of nobody and may attack anyone it perceives as a threat or easy pickings. Threat level: Mediocre
You know you've been playing EVE too long:
1. When a fight starts in a bar you step forward and say 'Don't worry guys, I got this, I'm tanked for Kinetic!'
2. When you have a car accident, you get out and run before they POD you.
3. Your cats names are praetor, ogre, beserker and wasp.
4. You skip a shower to defend your alliance.
5. Your daughter calls a kid at school a 'filthy amarr noob!!!'
6. When you are in the middle of an EVE battle, you say you have to leave cause of Wife Aggro.